Last night as I was looking for a movie in my small collection found the movie Hitch. I do not know how I acquired this movie, not being a collector of Will Smith movies, or "romantic comedies," but I had an idea. I decided it might be interesting to see what tips Hitch has for the single folk or better yet what tips, Kevin Bisch, the writer of Hitch has for my blog-loving friends.
Please note: all statistics and quotes are directly from the movie. There are no sources or fact checks for any of the below statements. Let your heart decide.
14 Tips from Hitch Himself!
1) No woman wakes up in the morning and says to herself, "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today."
2) 60% of all human communication is non-verbal, 30% is your tone, so 90% of what you are saying doesn't come out of your mouth.
3) No matter what, when, or who- any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.
4) You can not use what you do not have. So if you are shy be shy. If you are outgoing be outgoing.
5) "You" is a very fluid concept right now.
6) In case you didn't go to High School hitting is a good thing.
7) 8 out of 10 women believe the first kiss will tell them everything they need to know about the relationship. *This was the only tip repeated twice in the movie.
8) Life is not the amount of breaths you take. It is the moments that take your breath away.
10) You can't really know where you are going until you know where you've been.
11) Women can always tell when you're not being real with them. Worst thing you can do is try to fake it.
12) Women relate dancing to sex. If she asks you [to dance] you cannot say no. Elbows 6 inches from the waist 90 degree angle. Don't bite your lip. Stop it.
13) The secret to a kiss is to go 90% of the way... and then hold.
14) Because that is what people do. They leap and hope to God they can fly. Because otherwise we just drop like a rock wondering the whole way down: Why the hell did I jump?
So good luck out there tigers! You are now completely love savvy. You have 2 days to bag the person of your dreams. Just don't forget the final tip in Hitch: Basic Principle- There are none. Now that is what I call entertainment.
