I learned last night that salmon, if seasoned well, can be cooked in a pan with olive oil and some sauteed ginger. It actually tastes rather amazing, and is a great resort when you find out your retarded grill is broken. French vanilla yogurt, blueberries, and granola make an amazing desert or breakfast parfait, but don't leave them in the freezer too long or they will be hard-fait. Don't burn green beans, holy heaven that is a nasty smell.
Congrats to my girl Leslie for landing an awesome job!!